WHY CAN’T I BREATHEE, EVILL GOOOOAT?

I remember when I had Wii parties and played Twister 24/7 with my wolf pack
Those were the days
FOUR FOR YOU GOAT COCO, YOU GO GOAT COCO

Is there a Goat God out there?
… Or am I the Goat God?
How would you guys feel if
Someone took your virginity, you were all nonvirgin for awhile and then they gave you it back and you’re like ‘cool’… AND THEN THEY TAKE IT AGAIN?
Like this post if you think ‘Mcgozzle’ is just a really boss nickname and if it was a person, you might just marry it.

If I’m being too OOC for you kids

Just speak up and throw a goat at me and all will be forgiven.
I think I just saw someone puking up goats
Does that mean they swallowed goat seeds and the goats sprouted within them and created a goat? Like that time as a lad when I swallowed a cherry seed and a few days later a whole cherry tree plant thing was coming up through my neck?
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